Emily Spennato

I drank at Oktoberfest for Kylie because she sure can’t.

As I was lacing up my drindl at 7am on Saturday morning, I received a text message from my best friend that read “BuzzFeed doesn’t lie” (they don’t, BuzzFeed rocks), and an article with the title “Kylie Jenner Pregnant”.

I’m sorry, but I’m still reeling.

It’s not just that she’s ruined her cosmetic empire and it’s scandalous image with a now matronly image, it’s the fact that the Kardashians never EVER fail to do things just in the nick of time for ratings.

Also, Oktoberfest rocked. Kylie Jenner’s pregnant. It’s Monday.

 

 

 

 

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Published by Emily Spennato

You're probably wondering what I'm doing here just as much as I am, so here goes nothing. I am a 20 year old girl from Southeastern PA, who somehow wound up as a broadcast journalism major at Marist College because "the future Bachelorette" wasn't a "suitable career path" (Thanks Mom and Dad). Since all I've heard since starting my major at family gatherings is "you need to start a blog!", here I am. So, if you like pop culture, food for thought, the daily struggles of a broke college girl, or if you simply give a crap, you're in the right place.

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