Nick Viall is a bachelor once again, and not in the way ABC likes to mean it.

Although rarely it ever works out, I watch every finale and every season, hoping for a Trista and Ryan story, only to get…Nick Viall. Eternal Bachelor.

I think about -3 people who watch the franchise were surprised by this breakup (it was no Ben and Lauren bombshell). And if “fourth time’s a charm” was his claim to fame, did anyone really think he was going to come out as a Sean Lowe?

You’re almost 37 dude, it’s time to get a damn dog.

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