On Wednesday, Rob Kardashian took to twitter to do some “Blac Mailing” (but only because instagram didn’t want to hear it) and I basically had a field day.

We all know how much I love celebrities, and preferably the Kardashian’s almost too good to be true family drama. But Rob Kardashian took his dramatics to an entirely different level on Wednesday, calling out his baby mama Blac Chyna for “having a baby out of spite” and tweeting a video of her supposedly in their bed with another man.

#CAUGHT.

While most mothers would be beside themselves with the outburst of their son, especially so publically, I’m CONVINCED all Kris Jenner saw were more dollar signs.

Especially because in the recent episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the momager went to lengths to even hire her son a LIFE COACH–I get it, Rob, we all have trouble putting on our socks too. And like most of America, I was very pleased to meet good ole Jamell.

But where was he during the outburst?! It seems to me like he was sleeping on the job, or perhaps collaborating on a lip kit with Kylie. Juicy Jamell as a fall shade, perhaps?

Most parents would hire a therapist for their effed up kid, but not KJ. She will never disappoint. She shall bring the dramatics (and the paychecks).

So I’ve left it up to Crap Givers to decide. Will Jamell be getting sacked for his failure to tame the loose cannon that is the youngest Kardashian, or will the matriarch be upping the life coach’s salary for the butt load of money they’re going to make off of this plot line for the show? I’m going with the latter.

Lastly, I can’t leave before I point out one last thing–HOW ON POINT ROB’S RYHME GAME IS.

Jamell got at least one thing right this week.