Happy Friday everyone! To kick off the weekend, I’m going to divulge into one of my favorite topics…celebrities. I have always had an obsession with pop culture and all things Hollywood. Not that I legitimately care what percent of milk J-Law put on her cereal this morning, or how ridiculously expensive was Kim K’s latex dress that perfectly accentuated her real or not real butt (give it up already, Kimmy). But for me, celebrities have always been like a bad car wreck—I can never seem to look away. But now, not only do I accept it, I embrace it. So if you give a crap about pop culture, you will enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it. If you don’t, I dare you to keep reading.

I now bring to you the top five celebrity “bests” of this week. (Cringing is not only accepted, it’s encouraged)

5. Taylor Swift’s Grammy Speech

 Ah, my girl T-Swizzle. America’s Sweetheart. She’s like a brussel sprout, you either love her or you hate her, no matter how perfectly she’s served. Personally, I have always been a Taylor Swift fan and thought her not-so-subtle dig at Kanye West in her Grammy Album of the Year acceptance speech was frankly the bomb.com. I love a good Taylor Swift performance, style moment, and anything to embarrass Kanye West. Earlier in the week, Kanye controversially revealed in one of his new songs on his album, Life of Pablo, that he “made that b*tch famous.” In her speech, Swift rightfully took back her success and addressed the young women of the world saying only you and the people who love you can take credit for your own achievements and described it as “the greatest feeling in the world”. Better put some ice on that, Kanye.

4. The FBI got mad at the Apple because they don’t know how to share. 

The FBI and Apple are currently in a disagreement regarding the privacy of the San Bernardino shooting. Apple refused to unlock the shooter’s iPhone, claiming it violated privacy rights, even though they have done it in situations in the past. I don’t know enough about government agencies or technology to have a larger opinion, but when your iPhone is locked tighter than your national security and One Direction’s pants, that’s a little worrisome.

3. Paul McCartney got turned away from Tyga’s Grammy After Party

Okay, Tyga. It doesn’t take a genius. He’s Paul McCartney. You’re irrelevant. Need I say more?

2. Donald Trump buys the rights to Jeb Bush’s website

Little Jeb Bush can’t catch a break from Mean Mr. Trump. When Jeb Bush failed to purchase the rights to his very own website, Donald Trump took the opportunity to sabotage. Trump not only bought the rights to Bush’s website (who knew he could afford it, right?) but he redirected it to his own. So, whenever someone visited Bush’s website, it automatically redirected them to Trump’s. I even tried this one, it actually did. Say what you want about him, but I give Donald Trump and A for effort, and an A+ for creativity.

1. Kanye West is $53 million in personal debt

We meet again, Yeezy. Kanye West revealed on Twitter this week that he is $53 million in personal debt. He claimed that he uses his own money to “stay rich and buy his family fur” because all the money in the world wouldn’t be enough for his “creative projects”. Now, with a toddler daughter who wears Balmain to ballet and pastel furs on the reg, you’d think he’d come to his senses. As the goddess herself Carrie Bradshaw once put it, I’m all about the two L’s: Labels and Love. But, maybe little North should stick to Huggies, and you should use her wardrobe to take care of your big boy problems…I’m just saying. But of course Kanye, that’s only if you give a crap.